Welcome, employees, to our mandatory team building exercise!
11:05 - 11:30: The Importance of Team Building
In this session, we'll explore the actual importance of staring at each other's faces for hours while eating stale sandwiches and pretending to have fun.
Brown Bag Lunch: A Team Building Staple
The Art of Small Talk (a.k.a. Pretending to Care)
Escape and Nap Time: Because We All Need It
Team Building Olympics: Because Who Needs Actual Talent?
Silent Reflection Time: For Those Who Need to Pretend to Be Deep
The Importance of Pretending to Be Adulting
See you all for our exciting afternoon of forced conviviality!