TOPPINGS OF THE APOCALYPSE

Welcome, survivors!

Today's agenda:

TOPPING 1: Nuclear Winter

Because, why not start with the classics?

TOPPING 2: Climate Cataclysm

Because who needs polar ice caps when you can have a nice, toasty apocalypse?

TOPPING 3: Zombie Apocalypse

Because, why not just get a little undead in the process?

TOPPING 4: Infinite Loops of Doom

Because who needs a clear and concise agenda when you can just repeat the same thing over and over?