Meeting Minutes: March 1, 2023 - The Great Toppings Debacle

4. Toppings Quantity (Again)

After a heated discussion, it was decided that we need to reevaluate the number of toppings on the pizza.

Current quantity: 12

New quantity: 17 (because 3 more is not enough)

Action items:

Order more toppings
Consider a toppings-themed party
Investigate the feasibility of topping-infused water

Next meeting: March 8, 2023 - The Toppings Aftermath

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