Pineapple-Teria Pizza Toppings Trends 2023

As seen on the streets of Neo-Brutalia, the pineapple-topped pizza has reached new heights of absurdity. Here are the top 9 trends for this year:

• 1. Anchovies: The New Salad Topping
• 2. Olive Branching: The Topping of the Future
• 3. Basil-ic-ly Awful: The Rise of the Herb-Infused Topping
• 4. Pepperoni Panic: The Meat Lover's Dilemma
• 5. Mushroom Rage: The Fungi Frenzy
• 6. Pesto Pandemonium: The Green Goddess of Toppings
• 7. Sausage Salvation: The Meat Lover's Redemption
• 8. Bacon Mania: The Smoky Savior
• 9. Olive Oil Overload: The Saucy Savior

Stay tuned for more absurd topping trends in the future!