Top 9 Toppings for the Ages: A Meeting of the Minds

Welcome, esteemed members of the Topping Illuminati! Today, we'll discuss the crème de la crème of the topping universe. Prepare to be enlightened, or at least entertained.

1. The Squid Guac

A delicately balanced blend of calamari, guacamole, and a hint of existential dread.

Read the Squid Guac Whitepaper

2. The Avocado Revolution

A bold, avant-garde topping that's equal parts creamy and trendy. But don't @ us.

ประก the Avocado Revolution Manifesto

3. The Pineapple Upsurge

A tropical twist on the classic, with a dash of whimsy and a pinch of 'island fever.'

Read the Pineapple Upsurge Business Plan

4. The Saffron Sizzle

A pinch of Middle Eastern magic, a dash of Indian spice, and a whole lotta flair.

Get your Saffron Sizzle fix here

5. The Caviar Conquest