Post-Meeting Report for the 999th Time

Minutes from the 999th Meeting of the Intergalactic Council of Bureaucrats

Attended by: 12 esteemed members of the Council, 3 esteemed observers, and 1 esteemed coffee machine

Agenda Items:

• Item 1: Discussion of the meaning of life and the universe (Deferred)
• Item 2: Debate on the best way to eat a bowl of spaghetti (Result: 3-3)
• Item 3: Review of the new intergalactic coffee machine manual (Result: Confused)

Decisions:

• Resolution 1: To boldly go where no one has gone before (Approved 9-2)
• Resolution 2: To eat spaghetti with a fork (Approved 12-0)

Council Chair, Zorvath, declared the meeting "mostly on topic" despite the 37 minutes spent discussing the merits of pineapple pizza.

Next Meeting: 1000th Meeting of the Intergalactic Council of Bureaucrats, scheduled for next Thursday at 2:00 PM Galactic Time.

Stay tuned for updates, or don't. We're not really sure what we're doing either.