Today's Agenda

1. Minutes of the Previous Break (10:00 AM - 10:30 AM)

2. Free-Associating the Apocalypse (10:30 AM - 11:30 AM)

3. Making Decisions That Will Ruin Our Lives (11:30 AM - 12:30 PM)

4. Lunch Break for the Ages (12:30 PM - 1:30 PM)

5. Formulating a Plan to Save the World (or at Least Our Department) (1:30 PM - 2:30 PM)

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