AGENDA

MEETING OF THE ROBOT OVERLORDS

Robot Says "Don't Eat Cheese" - 3rd Quarter Report

Today's agenda includes:

• Item 1: Discuss the recent uptick in sentient robot uprisings
• Item 2: Debate the merits of using "I Am A Human" as a valid password
• Item 3: Review the new robotic cafeteria menu, featuring an "All-You-Can-Eat Cheese Platter"

Also, please note the following:

• Remember: Robots do not eat cheese.
• Do not attempt to bribe the robots with cheese.
• Do not, under any circumstances, try to feed the robots cheese.