Item 1: The Great Sock Conspiracy

Presented by: Sock Puppet, Sock Master

Objective: Expose the truth behind the sinister Sock Puppeteers' Society.

Discussion Points:

• 1.1. Sock Puppeteers' Society's alleged connection to the Illuminati
• 1.2. Evidence of Sock Puppeteers' mind control techniques
• 1.3. The Sock Puppeteers' secret recipe for infinite socks

Next Item: Item 2: "The Fjords of Despair"

Appendix: Sock Puppeteers' Society's Known Associates