Meeting Agenda Item 2: "The Great Pizza Debacle"

Subtopic: "Who Ate the Last Slice?"

Apparently, someone in the break room devoured the last slice of pizza from the break room fridge. This is a clear breach of office protocol.

Accuse John from HR of the crime.
Conduct an investigation involving a scale model of the office fridge and a team of expert forensic scientists.
Consider implementing a new policy: "One slice, one person".

Move on to Item 3: "The Great Stapler Incident"

Note: This is a satirical take on office politics and meetings. The "The Great Pizza Debacle" is a fictional story that is not meant to be taken seriously.