MEETING OF THE INEPT

Today's Agenda:

• 9:00-9:30: "The State of the Company" by CEO
• 9:30-10:00: "Break" (because we're all clearly not capable of focus)
• 10:00-11:00: "Project X: The One That's Still on the Backburner Because Nobody Knows What It Does" by John
• 11:00-12:00: "Lunch" (because we're all clearly not capable of focus)
• 12:00-13:00: "The Importance of Proper Email Formatting" by Jane

Side Note: Please don't forget to bring your own chair for the meeting, we're trying to reduce waste