We're going to discuss the finer points of our plan to build a Rube Goldberg machine that shoots laser beams into space.
This will be a game-changer, people. Think of the prestige.
The meeting will feature an expert on the physics of chaos, Dr. Chaos himself. He will regale us with tales of the infinite improbability of it all.
We will also have a break to eat Cheetos and watch cat videos.
Note: The views expressed here are not those of the parent organization, but rather those of a small group of highly paid consultants.
Disclaimer: We are not actually planning anything, we're just pretending.