Item 5c: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

Agenda Item for the Intergalactic Puppeteer's Union

Subitem 5c: The Sock Puppet Uprising has reached critical mass. Reports of rogue sock puppets taking over the world's laundry rooms have been flooding in. Our team of experts recommends the following course of action:

• Send in the robotic laundry inspectors to identify and contain the rogue puppets.
• Deploy the army of ninja folding experts to infiltrate and subdue the puppets.
• Mandate a 10% increase in laundry detergent production to fuel the puppet-taming operations.

Move on to Item 6: The Case of the Missing Socks