Apparently, the coffee machine in the break room has been on the fritz.
We need to find out what's going on with the coffee machine. Is it possessed? Did someone spill something in it? Is it just a case of corporate neglect?
6.1: Investigate Coffee Machine MalfunctionLet's be real, we're not exactly "innovative" here, but sometimes a good ol' reliable office coffee pot is the way to go. Who needs artisanal, pour-over, small-batch nonsense?
6.2: Replace Coffee Machine with a Better Option