AGENDA FOR THE MEETING OF THE SO-CALLED "LEADERS"

• 9:00 - 9:30: Morning Madness
• 9:30 - 10:30: Semi-Human Resources Update
• 10:30 - 11:30: Bureaucratic Red Tape
• 11:30 - 12:00: Lunch Break, Because We're Starving
• 12:00 - 13:00: Solutions to the Non-Existent Problems
• 13:00 - 14:00: The Unending Cycle of Meetings
• 14:00 - 15:00: The Pointless Review of the Pointless

NOTES:

Someone mentioned something, but I forgot what it was.