Minutes of the ICAB Meeting, 5a

Present: Zorvath (Chairbeing), Xexuon (Vice-Chairbeing), Glimmer (Secretary), and 3x2 (Counselors).

Agenda Item 1: The Great Galactic Cookie Conspiracy

Zorvath: "We have evidence of an intergalactic cookie cartel, manipulating the cosmic supply of chocolate chip cookies. We must take action." - Xexuon: "I concur, but what of the implications on the intergalactic trade agreements?" - Glimmer: "I propose we form a special task force, the 'Cookie Crusaders'." - 3x2: "I demand more data before we act." - Zorvath: "Very well, 3x2, but the fate of the galaxy is at stake."

Agenda Item 2: The New Galactic Standard Unit of Measurement

Xexuon: "We must standardize the units of measurement. Currently, the G'lunkian Flibberjibits are causing confusion." - Glimmer: "I suggest we use the Metric System of the Ancients." - 3x2: "But what of the Flibberjibits? They are a proud tradition." - Zorvath: "The Flibberjibits will adapt, or be adapted."

Next Meeting: 5b

Cookie Crusade Committee - For those interested in the Cookie Conspiracy.

Metric Mandate Committee - For those interested in the New Standard Unit of Measurement.