As previously stated, the meeting has been going on for 4 hours and 32 minutes. We are now officially in a state of collective madness. The fluorescent lights above are starting to flicker ominously, and the conference room is beginning to resemble a war zone.
At this point, it's not just about the topic at hand, but about survival. Who among us has the strength to endure another 5 minutes of PowerPoint presentations?
Some of you may be thinking, "But what about the free donuts?" Let me tell you, those were just a myth. A cruel, heartless myth perpetrated by our sadistic management team.