MEETING AGENDA: 2025-03-15

Present:

• John Doe Chief Coffee Connoisseur
• Jane Doe Head of Inventing New Excuses
• Bob Smith Expert in Procrastination

Agenda:

• Discuss new coffee machine purchase
• Triage new excuses for missed deadlines
• Review Procrastination Techniques 2.0

Decisions:

• Buy coffee machine with extra milk frother
• Implement 'I'm on a deadline' as official company policy