Meet Attendee 06, the person who accidentally spilled coffee all over the conference room floor. Again.
Their claim to fame? Being the only person who somehow managed to get their name on the conference schedule, despite being a no-show for every meeting since 2018.
Attendee 06's superpower? The ability to turn any conversation into a debate about the meaning of life.
Their arch-nemesis? Attendee 04, who keeps trying to get them to take responsibility for their actions.