We're a mandated to attend meetings in our company. Please dress accordingly.
Our CEO, Mr. Philosiphrenic, demands that all meetings be conducted in the most extraordinary attire possible. So, don't even think about wearing those bland, boring business casual clothes. NO.
Some of our team members are more fashionable, but don't let them get away with it! We'll have to deduct from their paychecks accordingly.
For those who refuse to dress to impress, there will be consequences.
So, put on your best extraordinary attire and join us for our next meeting!
Frequently Asked Questions about the dress code can be found right here.