Contrast Decisions

After careful consideration, the Contrast Decisions Committee has decreed:

Article 1: Increased Brightness

Due to overwhelming public demand, Article 1 has been updated to include an additional 100% increase in brightness.

Current Brightness Level: 200%

Article 2: Mandatory Puns

Contrast Decisions

After careful consideration, the Contrast Decisions Committee has decreed:

Article 1: Increased Brightness

Due to overwhelming public demand, Article 1 has been updated to include an additional 100% increase in brightness.

Current Brightness Level: 200%

Article 2: Mandatory Puns

As of today, all official documents must include at least 5 puns per page. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties.

Example puns include:

1. Why did the pixel go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little bluel!

2. What do you call a group of cats playing instruments? An instrumental band!

Article 3: Increased Bureaucracy

Due to recent changes in the administrative hierarchy, all forms will now include an additional 5 pages of redundant information.