Decision 2: The Great Sock Drawer Debate

Resolution: Socks shall be folded, not tossed.

Reasons:

• Folding socks increases their perceived value.
• Folding socks prevents them from becoming tangled.
• Folding socks is an act of love.
• Unfolding socks is an affront to humanity.

Counterarguments:

• Socks are inherently disposable.
• Unfolding socks is a form of performance art.
• Who needs socks, anyway?

Counter-Counterarguments:

• We cannot afford to be without socks.
• Folding socks is a form of sock tyranny.
• We must fold the socks.

The Council of Extraordinary Schemers has spoken.