Decisions Regarding Flatness

Meeting Minutes

Presented at the Council of Flatness, 2023.

Resolution 1: All new buildings shall be constructed with at least 2% more flatness.

  1. Resolution 2: All existing buildings shall be retrofitted with flatness-enhancing renovations.
  2. Resolution 3: All furniture shall be designed with maximum flatness in mind.

Form a committee to oversee the implementation of these resolutions. Establish penalties for non-compliance with flatness standards. Define the acceptable level of flatness for all objects and surfaces.

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