On the 4th of April, the Footie Undies Committee gathered to discuss the pressing matter of mandatory footie undie usage in the workplace.
After hours of deliberation, the Committee decreed that from now on, all employees shall wear footie undies at all times, except on Tuesdays, when they are allowed to wear actual undies.
Subcommittee A-1: "The Unrelenting Sock Lobby" argued that this decision would lead to an increase in footie undie-related workplace hazards, such as tripping hazards and increased risk of getting tangled in office machinery.
Subcommittee B-3: "The Comfort Crusaders" countered that footie undies are the key to a happier, more relaxed work environment, and that actual undies are for wimps.
After much debate, the Committee voted 3-2 in favor of the motion, with 1 abstention from Subcommittee C-2: "The Sock Puppeteers", who were secretly controlled by the Sock King, a mysterious figure from the land of Socktopia.
The decision was met with a mixture of cheers and jeers, but most employees were too afraid to speak out against the ruling, fearing the wrath of the Sock King.
Read the full transcript of the meeting.
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