In a shocking turn of events, the Council of Elders has decreed that all citizens must now wear a minimum of 5 visible accessories at all times. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: forced viewing of reruns of The Neverending Story, mandatory attendance at weekly seminars on the art of Extreme Crochet, and/or forced participation in the ancient ritual dance of the chicken.
Learn more about the specifics of this decree.
Read Decree 3: The Mandatory Mandate of Mandatory Muffin Toppings.