Attendee List: "The Great Brainfood Meeting"

1. John "The Unpaid Intern" (Level 3 Brainfood Novice)

2. Alice "The Caffeine-Addled CTO" (Level 6 Brainfood Master)

3. Bob "The Disgruntled Employee" (Level 2 Brainfood Apprentice)

4. Eve "The Overcaffeinated UX Designer" (Level 5 Brainfood Adept)

5. Mallory "The Disembodied Intern" (Level 1 Brainfood Initiate)