The time has come. The clock is ticking. And the coffee machine is beeping. It's 10:05 am. The hour of reckoning. The moment of truth.
Do you: A) Stay in your chair and pretend you didn't hear it. B) Get up and face the music. C) Call the coffee fairy to come and rescue you. D) Challenge the coffee machine to a game of chess. E) Declare yourself a sentient being and refuse to participate.