MEETING

Where the only thing that matters is being on time.

AGENDA

• 11:00 - Arrival
• 11:05 - Introductions
• 11:10 - The Real Reason We're Here

MEMBERS

• The People Who Matter
• The Ones Who Are Only Here for the Free Coffee

Don't forget to bring your own chair.

Or, you know, a substitute.

AGENDA

THE REAL REASON WE'RE HERE

We're not actually here for the meeting.

We're here for the free coffee and the air conditioning.

And also, we're secretly testing the limits of human attention span.

TEST RESULTS

75% of attendees were unable to focus on the meeting for more than 5 minutes.

25% of attendees were too busy on their phones to notice.

See the committee in action See the invited guests trying to sneak out See the minutes of the meeting