Meeting Minutes, Volume 2
Agenda Item 1: The Great Carpet Heist of 2023
A. Discussion of the theft of 500 square feet of high-quality Persian carpeting.
B. Resolution: Establish a task force to track down the culprits and recover the stolen goods.
Next Meeting: Same time, same place. Don't be late, or the meeting will be called an emergency.
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