It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a meeting in possession of a schedule must be a meeting in chaos.
At 09:15 AM, the laws of physics no longer apply, and the only constant is the likelihood of being late.
Today's meeting will be a perfect storm of missed deadlines, forgotten agendas, and last-minute emails.
Meeting minutes are for suckers.
But don't worry, it'll all come together somehow, in a beautiful mess of productivity and confusion.
Next meeting in 2 hours 45 minutes