It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a meeting in possession of a schedule must be a meeting in chaos.

At 09:15 AM, the laws of physics no longer apply, and the only constant is the likelihood of being late.

Today's meeting will be a perfect storm of missed deadlines, forgotten agendas, and last-minute emails.

Meeting minutes are for suckers.

But don't worry, it'll all come together somehow, in a beautiful mess of productivity and confusion.

Next meeting in 2 hours 45 minutes