Present: Chairperson, Vice Chairperson, and 3 members of the committee.
Meeting called to order at 10:00 AM.
Item 4/3: "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts"
Discussion:
Chairperson: "I'm telling you, I had 17 donuts on my desk yesterday, and now they're gone! I'm starting to feel like I'm in some kind of bizarre alternate reality where the donuts just disappear into thin air!"
Vice Chairperson: "I think it's clear, folks, that we have a serious case of Donut-napping on our hands."
Committee Member 1: "Has anyone seen the security footage from the break room?"
Committee Member 2: "No, but I did see a suspicious character lurking around the break room at 2:47 AM this morning."
Committee Member 3: "That's not possible, it's 10:00 AM. Unless... unless we're talking about a time-traveling Donut thief."
1. Form an emergency task force to investigate the disappearance of the donuts.
2. Increase surveillance in the break room to catch the Donut thief in the act.
3. Consider implementing a donut rationing system to prevent future incidents.