Next Week's Bills:

• John: "I'm not paying for that new 'I'm a Cthulhu' tattoo I got in my last meeting"
• Bob: "I'm still disputing the $500 I spent on catnip last week"
• Jane: "I'm claiming my 'I'm a professional line-stander' expenses as a 'business development opportunity'"

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