AGENDA ITEM 4: "THE PROBLEM WITH THE COFFEE MACHINE"
Presented by: Bob Smith
Summary: The coffee machine has been malfunctioning, spewing forth an endless supply of lukewarm water and stale coffee.
Recommendations:
- Replace the coffee machine with a newer model.
- Instruct the IT department to relearn the basics of coffee.
- Punish the janitor for his role in the machine's demise.