Subcommittee 5: "The Great Sock Puppet Uprising"

Today's meeting will be focused on addressing the growing threat of rogue sock puppets taking over the world. We'll be discussing:

• Point 1: Sock Puppet Identification
• Point 2: Sock Puppet Disarmament
• Point 3: Sock Puppet Rehabilitation
• Point 4: Sock Puppet Contingency Planning

Remember to bring snacks. The fate of humanity may depend on it.

Next meeting: The Next Meeting