MEETING MINUTES

Committee on Unconventional Timekeeping

Date: 2023-02-15

Attendees: Alan, Bob, Carol, Dave, Emily, Frank, and Gail

Decisions:

Decision 1: All attendees are required to wear matching neon pink jumpsuits during meetings.
Action 1: Bob shall procure 100 units of neon pink jumpsuits and distribute them among attendees.
Decision 2: All meetings shall be conducted in a room filled with ball pit balls.
Action 2: Carol shall book the ball pit room for the next 5 meetings.

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Note: The meeting will be held in a parallel universe where gravity is inverted.