Meeting Minutes - 3000 BCE
Present:
- Alan, Chair of the Universe
- Bob, Representative from Planet Zorgon
- Jane, Representative from Planet Zorb
Agenda:
- Item 1: The Great Pizza Topping Debate
- Item 2: The Importance of Properly Aligning One's Space-Suit
- Item 3: The Merits of Alien Slurpees
Decisions:
- Pizza toppings are a luxury item, and shall not be considered essential for the survival of the universe.
- Properly aligning one's space-suit shall be a top priority for all intergalactic travel.
- Alien Slurpees shall be considered a viable alternative to human snacks.