MEETING MINUTES

Alan's Next Step Committee

Meeting 42: The One Where We Discussed Our Existential Crisis

Summary:

We spent the entire meeting talking about our existential crisis. Like, what even is our purpose in life? Is it just to eat Cheetos and watch Netflix? We're not really sure.

Key Takeaways:

1. We are all just floating around on a meaningless planet.
2. We should probably just eat more Cheetos.
3. We need to find a new purpose in life, but we're not sure what that is.

Decisions:

1. To continue eating Cheetos.
2. To watch an extra hour of Netflix.
3. To schedule another meeting to discuss our existential crisis.

Next Step:

We're not really sure. Maybe just take a nap?