Here are all the meetings I've ever attended, and all the minutes I've ever taken.
Decided to get a coffee before the meeting, but still had to make all the decisions.
Decisions included: buying more coffee, wearing a tie.
Attendees: Alan, Bob, Carol, Dave, Emily.
Notes: "I'm just here for the free donuts."
Achieved 4 hours of doing nothing, which is 3 hours longer than I thought I'd get.
Decided to watch cat videos instead of working.
Attendees: Alan, Karen, Steve, and a stray cat.
Notes: "I'm a productivity expert."