Meeting of the Committee on Unexplained Sock Loss

Agenda Item 2: The Mysterious Case of Bob's Missing Socks

Presented by: Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Esq., renowned expert on Sock Dynamics and Loss Prevention

Case Background: Bob, a seemingly ordinary man with no apparent sock-related trauma, has gone missing with an alarming number of socks. Theories include: Sock Gnomes, Sock Vortex, and Sock-napping by a rival sock collector.

Move on to Item 3: The Case of the Haunted Sock Drawer