Bob's Motion 1: The One About the Coffee Machine

Proposal for the installation of a brand new, super-automatic coffee machine in the break room. This machine will provide a consistent and satisfying coffee experience for all employees, and will be the envy of all our friends at the company holiday party.

Key points of the proposal:

• Increased caffeine intake will boost productivity and morale
• The new machine will be programmed to dispense exactly 7 ounces of coffee per cup, eliminating the risk of over- or under-caffeination
• It will play a selection of soothing ambient music to create a relaxing atmosphere
• The machine will be equipped with a built-in milk frother, because who doesn't love a good latte?

Discussion and debate are encouraged, but let's be real, this is a no-brainer.

Related Motions:

• Motion 2: The One About the Free Snacks
• Motion 3: The One About the Minutes (not actually a motion, but a reminder that someone needs to take the minutes)

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