Our Internal Memoirs of the Misses

Confidential Minutes from the "We're Not Really Trying" Committee

Meeting Minutes, circa 2023

Chairperson: Jane "The Unyielding" Smith

Secretary: Bob "The Forgetful" Johnson

Attendees:

• Jim "The Always-Right" Lee
• Lisa "The Not-So-Precise" Nguyen
• Mike "The Always-There" Davis

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