Goals of Food Committee Members

Our esteemed members are driven by these core objectives:

• Consume all pizza by the ton
• Master the art of eating with reckless abandon
• Develop a discerning palate, then promptly forget it
• Eradicate the scourge of kale
• Unite the world under a single, all-powerful condiment

Learn more about our members and their noble endeavors:

• Chairman Breadwinner: The Unifier
• Member Mayo: The Saucier
• Member Ketchup: The Condiment King