Meeting Minutes - Committee of the Unconventional

Meeting Date: March 30, 2023

Meeting Time: 14:00

Attendees:

• Chairperson: Zorvath, Lord of the Mocha
• Vice Chair: Xexu, Mistress of the Whiskers
• Member: Blerg, King of the Socks
• Member: Qlipo, Lord of the Fjords

Agenda

1. Discussion of the importance of pineapple on pizza

• Qlipo: "Pineapple is the best topping!"
• Blerg: "No, no, no, it's an abomination!"

2. Debate on the merits of 4:4:4 as a ratio of chair legs

• Xexu: "Four legs is the only civilized way to go!"
• Zorvath: "Four legs, schmorr legs, we're just here to drink coffee!"