Caviar Ethics Committee - Meeting Minutes, Subpage 17

Resolution 17-1: The Caviar-to-Table Etiquette Conundrum

Present: Chairperson Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Vice-Chairperson Bertha S. Fussypants, Members: Dr. Henry P. Snee, Dr. Jane D. O. Ouch.

Item 1: Caviar-to-Table Etiquette Resolution 17-1: Caviar-to-Table Etiquette shall be defined as the delicate art of consuming caviar from a spoon without spilling any on one's attire, tablecloth, or the CEO's prized velvet suit. Subpage 18: Caviar-Spillage Consequences

View Subpage 19: Caviar Etiquette Training for further guidance.