Minutes of the Caviar Ethics Committee (CEC)

Meeting 9: The Great Debate on Caviar Consumption

Chairman, Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, called the meeting to order at 8:00 AM sharp.

Present: 7 members, all dressed in their finest business attire.

Item 1: Caviar as a Status Symbol

Member 2: "I believe caviar is a symbol of success, a badge of honor. We must protect its sanctity."

Member 5: "But what about the sturgeon? We can't just ignore the plight of the sturgeon."

Item 2: Caviar as a Snack

Member 3: "I propose we serve caviar as a snack at all company meetings. It's the perfect way to stimulate creativity."

Member 1: "But won't it just lead to a culture of entitlement and gluttony?"

Item 3: Caviar in the Break Room

Member 6: "I suggest we install a caviar vending machine in the break room. It'll be a morale booster."

Member 4: "But think of the mess and expense! We'll be caviar's worst enemies."

Next Meeting: Caviar and the Environment

Adjourned at 9:30 AM.