Losing the Remote Control - Remote Control Theorists

Where do we draw the line between control and chaos?

We are a group of experts who claim to have lost control, but secretly still have control.

Our motto: "We have the answers, but can't remember what they were."

Meet our members:

• Dr. Brecht - Theorist Extraordinaire
• Professor Pressure - Theorist of Unrelenting Anxiety
• Dr. Mystery - Theorist of Unresolved Enigmas

Join us in our quest for lost control!