The Couch Cushion of Despair

Where remote controls go to die

A picture of a remote control stuck under a couch cushion

We're not really sure how it got there, but it's been a few days now. If you're feeling brave, you can try to retrieve it, but be warned: the forces that bound it are not to be trifled with.

Possible Causes:

The cat was in a meeting.
The couch cushions were in a dispute.
We just really didn't feel like getting up.