Apparently, Bob has been missing for 3 hours now, and we're starting to lose our minds. Last seen wearing a "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt.
Some of our colleagues have reported that they saw Bob attempting to "reorganize the snack cabinet" at 3:14 PM. We're not sure what to make of this.
Our IT department is frantically searching for Bob's last known whereabouts, which were allegedly in the break room, eating a whole pizza by himself.
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Perhaps Bob has finally found the remote control to his fantasy world, where the couch is always warm and the snacks are endless. Read more about Bob's alleged utopian paradise.
Or maybe, just maybe, Bob is actually just in the bathroom, taking an extended break. The plot thickens.
Stay tuned for updates on this thrilling mystery!
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