According to eyewitnesses, at least three people were on the call.

There's John, the IT guy who was supposed to be fixing the printer.

There's Karen from HR, who was "just calling to check in."

And then there's Dave, the CEO, who was "just, uh, checking his voicemail."

But we all know who was really on the phone: the janitor.

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