The Sparkle Standards Committee met on a Tuesday at 3:47 PM to discuss the finer points of sparkle theory.
The committee debated the merits of sparkle vs. sheen and ultimately decided that sparkle is, in fact, better.
A motion was made to include sparkle in all future committee reports, but it was tabled due to lack of time.
The meeting adjourned with a consensus to meet again in two weeks to discuss the importance of glitter.
Chairperson, Fluffy McSparkles, led the subcommittee in a discussion on the visual appeal of sparkly things.
Members agreed that sparkly things are, indeed, visually appealing but also potentially distracting.
Recommendations were made to include more sparkles in committee meetings, but with a focus on tastefulness.
Fluffy McSparkles was seen nodding off during the meeting, but was revived by the presence of free donuts.